1. alieniverson:

    onesassywhore:

    curious-blossom:

    phillysuga:

    bronxfitnessvirgin:

    sugar-nextdoor:

    queenkitty-thefirst:

    …..check your phones!

    WHAT THE FUCK

    Oh hell nah!

    Wtf, I feel violated

    Yeah, this is fucked up. It’s on my phone.

    This is bullshit!!! I hate U2 take it off!!!

    im actually mad about this

    (via shutupaubrey)

     

  2. poopflow:

    Families that don’t play monopoly together, stay together

    (via therealmarzamillion)

     
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  4. genocidercyo:

    clockey:

    you’re the window to my wall

    you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

    (Source: zephye, via bastille)

     
  5. aviciibylevels:

    amandafiske:

    Opposite of walking into a glass door.

    i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

    (via bastille)

     
  6. (via lazyboho)

     
  7. (Source: in-catz-we-trust, via ha-ze)

     

  8. "You have to be odd to be number one."
    — 

    Dr. Seuss

    This changed me

    (via reveriesofawriter)

    well damn

    (via walkerflexasranger)

    (Source: lsd-soaked-tampon, via therej3ct)

     
  9. (via ha-ze)

     

  10. scott-pilgrimage:

    whosromeo:

    i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

    i think it’s a fucking miracle 

    (via fluerly)

     

  11. elegancea:

    Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

    (via bastille)

     
  12. (via w-ave)

     

  13. swoobats:

    alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

    (via bastille)

     
  14. (Source: hamoodmhe, via fluerly)

     

  15. One of the many things Bill Nye taught me

    viridianeyes:

    poeticallyhighdreams:

    boobiemun:

    The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.

    If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow

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    But if red touches black, you’re okay jack

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    I read this as milk shakes and was very confused

    (via chapsnats)